One I consider particularly useful is 'I didn't go through 12 hours of labour to end up shovelling my own sidewalk". It is designed to send your teenager out to shovel twelve inches of wet snow, in frostbite inducing weather, so you don't have to change out of your PJs.
|that's my girl!|
|he installed a screen door-so needed since we have horses next door |
and trimmed the hedge and cleared brush for the chicken run
|and mixed some cement to install my rotary line|
|and he had the good sense to marry an accomplished cook|
-I didn't make him the man he is so I could cook my own supper
|we put the little one on bear patrol|
|I love you so much I have to let you stack wood or some such hooey|
I wish I could say I was on the deck with a cool glass of lemonade while all this was going on but of course it never works out that way. One has to prepare picnics and play games and have quiet conversations while drying dishes......